Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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