So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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