My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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