So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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