He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I think your dad took our porno
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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