alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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