I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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