Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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