He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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