Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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