your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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