You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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