he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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