Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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