But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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