Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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