I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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