STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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