You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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