Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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