So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Randomize
