jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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