I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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