So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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