Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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