therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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