I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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