Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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