Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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