it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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