going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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