Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me

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(925): View more from California

i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on

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(704): View more from North Carolina

When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell

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(812): View more from Indiana

I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.

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(406): View more from Montana

after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.

(1-715): View more from Wisconsin

PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.

(1-715): View more from Wisconsin

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.

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(518): View more from New York

He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.

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(587): View more from Alberta

I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.

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