i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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