i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My pussy is not your playground.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction