ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.