shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.