How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?