who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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