yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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