I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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