there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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