did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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