I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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