What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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