So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
being pregnant is like rehab
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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