Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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