So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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