adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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