i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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