The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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