Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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