dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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