I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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