I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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