And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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