Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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