i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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