I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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