You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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