im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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