saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My ass is underappreciated
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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