I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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